There Are Some Things One Is Better Off Not Knowing

Did you know you can satisfy your craving for chocolate cake within 5 minutes? This is called "Cake in a Mug" (or something like that). I got the recipe somewhere online.
Mix together:
4 T. flour
4 T. sugar
2 T. cocoa
1 egg
3 T milk
3 T. oil
2-3 T. chocolate chips (Recipe says they are optional. Can they be serious???)
Small splash vanilla

Spray inside of mug with pan spray; fill with batter. Microwave for 3 minutes.